which is not spending, in case you have forgotten. I wanted to tell you that for the first time, ever, in my makeup-y life, I have used up an entire eyeliner pencil. It was a dark brown one.
So I dug around and I will now be using a dark green one, which seemed like a great idea at the time, which was probably 2005, when I was footloose and spending freely. "Oh, how WHIMSICAL! A green eye pencil! A splash of color!"
Now it will be my everyday pencil till it runs out. I am going to go around looking vaguely like the puppet Madame.
You know, if you actually USE the same makeup every DAY, it actually gets used up pretty quickly. I have used up at least two lipsticks this year too.
Not to mention, I am going to need to buy me some delicates soon too. We do have a new underwear clause in this agreement, you know.
That's all. Again, only interesting to the women and the drag queens. I'll try to talk about spitting and football tomorrow.