Here is what happens in Los Angeles when the phone rings and you see a number you don't recognize on your caller ID:
Person on phone: [silence] [Click].
Sometimes you get a friendly person.
Person on phone: ....Mohammad?
You: Oh, you must have the wrong --
Person on phone: [Click].
Here is what happens in Teeny Town, North Carolina when see you a number you don't recognize on your caller ID:
Marvin Gardens: Hello?
Person on phone: What'chu doin'!?
Marvin: Um. I think you have the wrong number.
Person on phone: What!? Well, how you doin'? Who is this?
Marvin: Well, who is this?
Person on phone: This is Miss Edith Pickle. What'chu doin'?! Who is this?
Marvin: Again, I think you have the wrong number. This is Marvin.
Edith Pickle: Marvin who? Marvin Johnson?
Marvin: Marvin Gardens. You must have dialed --
Edith Pickle: Well, I was looking for Marvin Johnson.
Marvin: Yes. Well, this is Marvin Gardens, so --
Edith Pickle: I was calling to see how Virginia was doing. How is she, have you heard?
Honest to God, I have never heard Marvin talk on the phone for a longer period of time, to anyone, not even me, and we DO NOT KNOW EDITH PICKLE. Well, we do now.
Virginia is doing great, by the way.