which is not spending, in case you have forgotten. I wanted to tell you that for the first time, ever, in my makeup-y life, I have used up an entire eyeliner pencil. It was a dark brown one.
So I dug around and I will now be using a dark green one, which seemed like a great idea at the time, which was probably 2005, when I was footloose and spending freely. "Oh, how WHIMSICAL! A green eye pencil! A splash of color!"
Now it will be my everyday pencil till it runs out. I am going to go around looking vaguely like the puppet Madame.
You know, if you actually USE the same makeup every DAY, it actually gets used up pretty quickly. I have used up at least two lipsticks this year too.
Not to mention, I am going to need to buy me some delicates soon too. We do have a new underwear clause in this agreement, you know.
That's all. Again, only interesting to the women and the drag queens. I'll try to talk about spitting and football tomorrow.
I think you should buy the best, most expensive undies you can find. Take joy in your free-spending clause!
ReplyDeleteMiss Mexico would totally rock the green liner!
ReplyDeleteYou know, you really don't need makeup at all. You are naturally beautiful.
ReplyDeleteOkay, "anonymous," who couldn't possibly be my mother.
ReplyDeleteWithout makeup I look like Henry Ford.
If you were related to Henry Ford you wouldn't need to be saving $$.
ReplyDeleteThe green eyeliner will look good with the new red hair.
No one will know if you get new undies as opposed to new clothes--are the clothes staring to get tiresome?